Quote of the Day (2011-10-26)

Woodchuck Todd: [in Woodchuck costume carrying head] Hey Olive.

Olive Penderghast: Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World.

Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal.

Olive Penderghast: Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election.

Source: Easy A